I toast sliced-bread before frying -
Nigh full-English;
I like to sunbathe in winter -
Behind closed glass;
Behind closed glass;
I fasten both jacket-buttons -
For tidiness;
I prefer my feet bare in bed -
Always sockless;
I may need extra quilts at night -
Warm or sleepless;
I may need extra quilts at night -
Warm or sleepless;
And re my schooled-abroad accent -
It could be less;
But most of my other ways spell -Anglicises.
(C) David Franks 2003
With tofu, my "nigh full-English"; 29/1/21 |
Both buttons fastened! 3/9/2014 |
Englishman's home & away hats; 19/10/22 |
...or extremely far away hat! 27/10/2022 |